We don't do that in England. |
Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. |
Oral sex is a great way to tone up your cheekbones. |
Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared. |
The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs. |
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. |
Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't! |
My brain: it's my second favorite organ. |
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. |
I don't like being a voyeur, looking into other people's marriages. |