Copulation is no more foul to me than death is. |
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them. |
Men would be a lot happier if they got access to 18 holes to play like Golfers! |
For birth control, I rely on my personality. |
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. |
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. |
I would rather have a cup of tea than sex. |
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. |
Nothing one does in bed is immoral if it helps to perpetuate love. |
The moment her hymen was plucked from her body in the wilderness, Her soul was taken from sanity. |