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  • I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.Upload to Facebook
    I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
    ~ Tallulah Bankhead
  • A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquaintance, next a mistress, and only then a friend.
    ~ Anton Chekhov
  • I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don't think you can beat my vibrator.
  • I started to be really proud of the fact I was gay even though I wasn't.
    ~ Kurt Cobain
  • Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.Upload to Facebook
    Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
    ~ Woody Allen
  • Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.Upload to Facebook
    Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
    ~ Robert A. Heinlein
  • It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.Upload to Facebook
    It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
  • Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
    ~ Suze Orman
  • My idea of the perfect foreplay - you caress my dreams as I fondle your thoughts.Upload to Facebook
    My idea of the perfect foreplay - you caress my dreams as I fondle your thoughts.
    ~ Al Pacino
  • You know what I hate most of all in the whole wide world?...More than people who think that if you're bisexual it means you'll fuck absolutely anyone (especially them).
    ~ Alan Cumming
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