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~ Lynn LavnerThe Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. -
![People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for.]()
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~ Dolly PartonPeople always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are...all bought and paid for. -
~ Andrea DworkinWomen do not believe that men believe what pornography says about women. But they do. From the worst to the best of them, they do. -
~ Brendan FrancisIt'll be a sad day for sexual liberation when the pornography addict has to settle for the real thing. -
![Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.]()
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~ Woody AllenSex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. -
If i were asked for a one-line answer to, 'What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.' -
~ Zsa Zsa GaborThe best way to attract a man immediately is to have a magnificent bosom and a half-size brain and let both of them show. -
![Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.]()
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~ Jerry SeinfeldLooking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away. -
~ Chelsea HandlerMy mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for. -
![I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.]()
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~ Karen Marie MoningI like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.
