Sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and still do - which is the more important. |
Woman is at once apple and serpent. |
Sometimes I've been to a party where no one spoke to me for a whole evening. The men, frightened by their wives or sweeties... the ladies would gang up in a corner and discuss my dangerous character. |
But big people's illnesses are always made to sound big. The simple shutting and opening of the royal arse-hole was made to sound as if the world was coming to an end. |
A Turk for toughness, for hands that never tire; An Indian for her rounded bosom bursting with milk; A Persian for her tight crotch and her coquetry; An Uzbeg to thrash as a lesson for the three. |
Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle. |
The single most enjoyable thing in the world... SEX! |
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. |
Rumours have a rich sex life. |
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. |