If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." |
Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; among 5 it's fantastic. |
A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. |
Discipline your sexuality for it has the proclivity to cause a productivity that can influence now and posterity. |
With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress. |
The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics. |
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue. |
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. |
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? |
My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. |