Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. |
I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar! |
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it. |
You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed. |
Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing. |
What's a fuck when what I want is love? |
The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue. |
Sick and perverted always appeals to me. |
Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you. |
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you. |