She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I'd like to make love to. |
We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift. |
Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top. |
Sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It's funny because I think it's better inside. |
Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? |
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. |
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. |
I have spoken of love. It is hard to go from people who kiss one another to people who eat one another. |
A good relationship means a really good sex life. |
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did. |