Love reduced to sex is just coupling. |
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important. |
Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies. |
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. |
My urges to write poetry are lesbian, but whatever compels me to prose is straight. |
Women have hunger two-fold, shyness four-fold, daring six-old; and lust eight-fold as compared to men. |
A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction. |
The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species. |
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. |
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. |