Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them: oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex... If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them. |
Men would be a lot happier if they got access to 18 holes to play like Golfers! |
Heterosexual men like to be sexy more than gay men, honestly. |
I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. |
To make love to the one true person who deserves that love is one of the few absolute rewards of being a human being, balancing all of the pain, loss, awkwardness, loneliness, idiocy, compromise, and clumsiness that go with the human condition. To make love to the right person makes up for a lot of mistakes. |
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. |
Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. |
Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered. |
Homosexuality is a sickness, just as are baby-rape or wanting to become head of General Motors. |
It's a public service when a gay chick goes lipstick instead of lumberjack. |