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![While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.]()
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~ Henny YoungmanWhile playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. -
~ Franz GrillparzerThe course of modern learning leads from humanism via nationalism to bestiality. -
~ Algernon Charles SwinburneWe shift and bedeck and be-drape us, thou art noble and nude and antique. -
~ Ella Dominguez, The Art of ControlCalm your tits, pussycat. -
~ Rob Ford, being Rob FordIt says I wanted to eat her pussy and I have never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married and I've got more than enough to eat at home. -
![Nothing one does in bed is immoral if it helps to perpetuate love.]()
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~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Love in the Time of CholeraNothing one does in bed is immoral if it helps to perpetuate love. -
~ Woody Allen, on bisexualityIt immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. -
~ Ann Rower, Lee and ElaineAll unknowns, at first, at least, to me, until I, like Columbus, 'discovered' them. Is voyeurism a form of imperialism? -
![The moment her hymen was plucked from her body in the wilderness,<br />
Her soul was taken from sanity.]()
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~ Roman PayneThe moment her hymen was plucked from her body in the wilderness,
Her soul was taken from sanity. -
~ Emme Rollins, Dear Rockstar"Fuck me", I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness.
