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![We don't do that in England.]()
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~ Lisa Vanderpump, on oral sexWe don't do that in England. -
~ Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousHere is my naked body. Take a long look at what nobody else can look at. And hurry up, before all the spectators show up. -
![Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face.]()
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~ Bauvard, The Prince of PlungersMaking love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. -
~ Bauvard, The Prince of PlungersNeighbors are the most indecent sort of folk around. Nothing but voyeurs and gossipers. As a community we would be much better off without them. -
~ Emme Rollins, Dear RockstarMy panties were still on but he didn't let that stop him, nosing them out of the way and tonguing my sex, making low, growling noises in his throat like a big cat purring with pleasure while it devoured its prey. -
~ Maureen LipmanYou know the worst thing about oral sex? The view. -
~ Allen GinsbergJust because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms. -
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~ Cynthia HeimelOral sex is a great way to tone up your cheekbones. -
~ Jenny EclairI don't give blow jobs, because I find it really off-putting seeing a grown man look so pathetically grateful. -
~ Lenny ClarkeClinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
