Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared. |
The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs. |
Society can overlook murder, adultery or swindling; it never forgives preaching of a new gospel. |
Seen through the glow of a building orgasm, a woman seems to blaze with angelic glory. |
Sex can sometimes become the most horrible of tasks. |
Either sex alone is half itself. |
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. |
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. |
Its avowed purpose is to excite sexual desire, which, I should have thought, is unnecessary in the case of the young, inconvenient in the case of the middle aged, and unseemly in the old. |
Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't! |