Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men. |
Passion is momentary; love is enduring. |
It is not immoral to create the human species - with or without ceremony. |
What's the difference between art and pornography? ... a government grant! |
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. |
My girlfriend said to me in bed last night: "You're a pervert." I said, "That's a big word for a girl of nine." |
A nymphomaniac is someone who has more sex than you do. |
If everybody was so reverent of the institute of marriage, how did all the adultery get committed? |
To see you naked is to recall the Earth. |
How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches. |