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~ Author UnknownAn erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets. -
![Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles.]()
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~ Marcus Burnett, Bad Boys 2Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -
![For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.]()
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~ Mokokoma MokhonoanaFor the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world. -
~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No TitleExcuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I mistakenly took Viagra thinking it was Vitamin C? -
~ Erin McCarthy, Hard and FastIf I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge. -
~ Jarod KintzIf sharks really can smell blood, then I'd imagine they're all salivating over my erection right now. -
~ Jim MorrisonWhen play dies it becomes the game. When sex dies it becomes climax. -
~ Buffy Gilmore, Scary MovieOh, is this the climax? Well, I hope you don't mind if I fake it! -
~ RhiannonGeorge is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. -
~ Charles BukowskiMusic is much like fucking, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent.
