My own feeling is that if adultery is wickedness then so is food. Both make me feel so much better afterward. |
Infidelity raises profound questions about intimacy. |
Masturbation is the new polygamy. |
A love triangle is a threesome delayed. |
When in a relationship, never ever commit when your very intention is to cheat. |
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity. |
A woman's sexuality is not at all like a man's. A man can literally fuck a watermelon and come. If you put enough friction on his cock, in some semblance of a rhythm, he will orgasm. It's a no brainer. |
There's a lot you can get out of goats, you can get cheese, you can get wool, you can get sex... |
Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval. |
Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. |