Funny Shayari

  • Dil Ki Baat Dil Mein Mat Rakhna;<br/>
Jo Pasand Ho Usse 'I Love You' Kehna;<br/>
Agar Wo Gusse Mein Aa Jaaye To Darna Mat;<br/>
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    Dil Ki Baat Dil Mein Mat Rakhna;
    Jo Pasand Ho Usse 'I Love You' Kehna;
    Agar Wo Gusse Mein Aa Jaaye To Darna Mat;
    Raakhi Nikaal Na Aur Kehna Pyari Behna Milti Rehna!
  • Kah Do Un Padhne Valon Se;<br/>
Kabhi Hum Bhi Padhai Kiya Kartey The;<br/>
Jitnaa Syllabus Padh Kar Aaj Wo Top Kartey Hain;<br/>
Utnaa To Hum Choice Par Chod Diya Kartey The!Upload to Facebook
    Kah Do Un Padhne Valon Se;
    Kabhi Hum Bhi Padhai Kiya Kartey The;
    Jitnaa Syllabus Padh Kar Aaj Wo Top Kartey Hain;
    Utnaa To Hum Choice Par Chod Diya Kartey The!
  • Usne Haathon Per Mehendi Lagaai Hai;<br/>
Humne Uski Doli Sajaai Hai;<br/>
Hamein Pata Tha Woh Bewafa Niklegi;<br/>
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    Usne Haathon Per Mehendi Lagaai Hai;
    Humne Uski Doli Sajaai Hai;
    Hamein Pata Tha Woh Bewafa Niklegi;
    Isliye Humne Uski Choti Behen Bhi Pataai Hai!
  • Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain;<br/>
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain;<br/>
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil;<br/>
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain;
    Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain;
    Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil;
    Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain!
  • Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Leke Aana;<br/>
Na Hi Haathon Mein Chiraag Leke Aana;<br/>
Payasa Hu Main Barso Se Jaanam;<br/>
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    Meri Kabar Pe Mat Gulaab Leke Aana;
    Na Hi Haathon Mein Chiraag Leke Aana;
    Payasa Hu Main Barso Se Jaanam;
    Bas Aate Waqt Ek Kadhaai Chicken Aur Saath Mein Sharaab Leke Aana!
  • Neend Aati Hai To Khwaab Aate Hein;<br />
Khwaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai;<br />
Ladki Ke Pichhe Uska Baap Aata Hai;<br />
Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khwaab Aata Hein!
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    Neend Aati Hai To Khwaab Aate Hein;
    Khwaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai;
    Ladki Ke Pichhe Uska Baap Aata Hai;
    Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khwaab Aata Hein!
  • Wo Ishk To Karti Hai Par Junoon Nahi Karti;<br/>
Wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Khoon Nahi Karti;<br/>
Is Kadar Kanjoos Hai Meri Chahne Vaali;<br/>
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    Wo Ishk To Karti Hai Par Junoon Nahi Karti;
    Wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Khoon Nahi Karti;
    Is Kadar Kanjoos Hai Meri Chahne Vaali;
    Miss Call To Karti Hai Phone Nahi Karti!
  • Umar Ki Raah Mein Jazbaat Badal Jaate Hain;<br />
Waqt Ki Aandhi Mein Halaat Badal Jaate Han;<br />
Sochta Hoon Kaam Kar-Kar Ke Record Tod Du;<br />
Lekin Kambakht Salary Dekhte Hi Khayaal Badal Jaate Hain!
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    Umar Ki Raah Mein Jazbaat Badal Jaate Hain;
    Waqt Ki Aandhi Mein Halaat Badal Jaate Han;
    Sochta Hoon Kaam Kar-Kar Ke Record Tod Du;
    Lekin Kambakht Salary Dekhte Hi Khayaal Badal Jaate Hain!
  • Aapko Humse Kabhi Khone Nahi Denge;<br/>
Aapko Khud Se Alag Hone Nahi Denge;<br/>
Kabhi SMS Bhi Kar Dia Karo Warna;<br/>
Aankh Mein Mirchi Dal Denge Aur Dhone Bhi Nahi Denge!Upload to Facebook
    Aapko Humse Kabhi Khone Nahi Denge;
    Aapko Khud Se Alag Hone Nahi Denge;
    Kabhi SMS Bhi Kar Dia Karo Warna;
    Aankh Mein Mirchi Dal Denge Aur Dhone Bhi Nahi Denge!
  • Koi Aankhon Se Baat Kar Leta Hai;<br/>
Koi Aankhon Mein Mulaqat Kar Leta Hai;<br/>
Bada Mushkil Hota Hai Jawab Dena Yaroo;<br/>
Jab Koi English Mein Baat Kar Leta Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Koi Aankhon Se Baat Kar Leta Hai;
    Koi Aankhon Mein Mulaqat Kar Leta Hai;
    Bada Mushkil Hota Hai Jawab Dena Yaroo;
    Jab Koi English Mein Baat Kar Leta Hai!
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