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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Bob Rubin -
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
Arthur Hoppe -
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Cary Grant -
![A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.<br />Francoise Sagan]()
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Francoise Sagan -
It's impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it.
Winston Churchill -
I'll come to your room at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
Tallulah Bankhead -
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Scott E. Roeben -
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. Laurence J. Peter -
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
Anonymous -
When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
