Sex in the morning. Which is the best time to have it. As long as you've cleaned your teeth before hand. Thom Yorke |
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. |
When a man and woman share the love of cigars, it creates a unique intimacy. Julie Ross |
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. Francoise Sagan |
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. Author Unknown |
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add. |
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. |
Thoughts have no sex. Clare Boothe Luce |
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. Elton John |
Mother's Day comes nine months after father's day. |