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  • Sex in the morning. Which is the best time to have it. As long as you've cleaned your teeth before hand.
    Thom Yorke
  • Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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    Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
    ~ R.D. Laing
  • When a man and woman share the love of cigars, it creates a unique intimacy.
    Julie Ross
  • A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
    Francoise Sagan
  • Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped.
    Author Unknown
  • Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
    ~ Fran Lebowitz
  • Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
    ~ Billy Crystal
  • Thoughts have no sex.
    Clare Boothe Luce
  • There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
    Elton John
  • Mother's Day comes nine months after father's day.
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    Mother's Day comes nine months after father's day.
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