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  • I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.<br />
Zsa Zsa GaborUpload to Facebook
    I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
    Zsa Zsa Gabor
  • Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.<br />
Alec BaldwinUpload to Facebook
    Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
    Alec Baldwin
  • The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot.<br />Anne SextonUpload to Facebook
    The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot.
    Anne Sexton
  • Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.<br />Mason CooleyUpload to Facebook
    Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.
    Mason Cooley
  • Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.<br />Gail SheehyUpload to Facebook
    Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.
    Gail Sheehy
  • My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading.<br />
Steve JobsUpload to Facebook
    My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading.
    Steve Jobs
  • Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it.<br />
Felix SabatesUpload to Facebook
    Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it.
    Felix Sabates
  • A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.
    Jason Biggs
  • A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
    Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
  • Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.
    D. H. Lawerence
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