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~ Jacqueline Kennedy OnassisSex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes. -
![If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldIf it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. -
~ Garry ShandlingAfter making love I said to my girl, Was it good for you too? And she said, I don't think this was good for anybody. -
![Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.]()
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~ Dorothy ParkerDucking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life. -
![Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.<br />
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![Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.<br />
Harold Robbins]()
Upload to Facebook Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
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![It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.<br />
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![Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!<br />
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![I think I could fall madly in bed with you.<br />
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
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