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![I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.]()
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~ Hunter S. ThompsonI wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. -
![Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.]()
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~ Bill CosbySex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. -
~ Rodney DangerfieldWith me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! -
~ Groucho MarxI remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. -
~ Julio IglesiasWhen I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish. -
~ Robbie CollierI didn't start having sex until I was 23, believe it or believe it. 23 years is a long time.
When I finally saw a vagina in person, it was like meeting a celebrity.
I was like, "Oh my God! I've seen your all movies". -
![My sexual preference is often.]()
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~ Author UnknownMy sexual preference is often. -
![It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.]()
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~ Malcolm PottsIt would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. -
~ Ken HammondWhat's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home. -
![Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.]()
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~ Steve MartinDon't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
