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![I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with. -
![The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.]()
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~ Woody AllenThe prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. -
~ Woody AllenSex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
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~ Jay LenoFor the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. -
~ Ernest van den HaagI am reminded of a colleague who reiterated "all my homosexual patients are quite sick" - to which I finally replied "so are all my heterosexual patients". -
~ Beverly MickinsConservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about. -
~ Anatole FranceOf all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest. -
![Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.]()
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~ AnonymousFacebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends. -
~ Robert NozickThe trouble with government regulation of the market is that it prohibits capitalistic acts between consenting adults. -
![Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.]()
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~ Author UnknownNever let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
