I'm a virgin and I brought up all my children to be the same. |
His dick looks just like him only it has more hair. |
My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and realize I'm out of debt. |
My first sexual experience took about a minute and a half- and that includes my buying the dress. |
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five it's fantastic. |
My breasts have a career of their own. Theirs is going better. |
In sex as in banking there is a penalty for early withdrawal. |
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. |
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. |
Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them. ~ Lady Chatterley's Lover |