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![The purpose of sexual intercourse is to get it over with as long as possible.]()
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~ Steven MaxThe purpose of sexual intercourse is to get it over with as long as possible. -
~ Jack HandeyI saw this nature show about how the male elk douses himself in urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence! -
~ Joan RiversI saw my first porno film the other day. It was a Jewish porno film - one minute of sex, nine minutes of guilt. -
![In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex.]()
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~ Jef RichardsIn advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex. -
~ P. J. O`RourkeNever do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch. -
![If you have an obsession about a man, sometimes you have to go to bed with him to get over it.]()
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~ Jackie BissetIf you have an obsession about a man, sometimes you have to go to bed with him to get over it. -
~ Jeannie McBrideI'm pregnant. No need to applaud; I was asleep at the time. -
![I like to date school teachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI like to date school teachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. -
~ Zach GalifianakisI wanna open up a maternity shop and call it "We're fucked". -
![I've kissed so many women I could do it with my eyes closed.]()
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~ Henny YoungmanI've kissed so many women I could do it with my eyes closed.
