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![To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.]()
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~ Cary GrantTo succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. -
~ Mignon McLaughlinNymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. -
~ Stewart FrancisIs my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes. -
![Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants.]()
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~ Lynda MontgomeryFood has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants. -
![A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.]()
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~ Joan RiversA man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. -
![Sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.]()
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~ Steve MartinSex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. -
~ George Bernard ShawWhy should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! -
![I learnt everything the hard-way; and now I am experienced, my erections are few and far between.]()
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~ JD GhaiI learnt everything the hard-way; and now I am experienced, my erections are few and far between. -
![I think the reason justice is blind is because lawyers are jerking off all the time.]()
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~ Dennis MillerI think the reason justice is blind is because lawyers are jerking off all the time. -
![I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.]()
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~ Garry ShandlingI practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
