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![I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, `the man goes on top and the woman underneath`. For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds.]()
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~ Joan RiversI blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, "the man goes on top and the woman underneath". For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds. -
![Cricket lasts five days. We break every now and then for food. And we spend a lot of time rubbing our balls on our trousers.<br />
Former English cricketer, explaining to American singer Jennifer Lopez]()
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~ Andrew FlintoffCricket lasts five days. We break every now and then for food. And we spend a lot of time rubbing our balls on our trousers.
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~ Rita RudnerThey're trying to put warning labels on liquor saying, "Caution, alcohol can be dangerous to pregnant women." That's ironic. If it weren't for alcohol, most women wouldn't even be that way. -
![Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.]()
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~ Jackie MasonEighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -
~ Michael PrichardI come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. -
![One more drink and I'd be under the host.]()
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~ Dorothy ParkerOne more drink and I'd be under the host. -
![Men get laid, but women get screwed.]()
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~ Quentin CrispMen get laid, but women get screwed. -
![If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.]()
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~ Louise SammonsIf you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. -
![I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.]()
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~ Zsa Zsa GaborI know nothing about sex, because I was always married. -
~ Jay LenoCNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
