Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. Alec Baldwin |
The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot. Anne Sexton |
Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences. Mason Cooley |
Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath. Gail Sheehy |
My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading. Steve Jobs |
Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it. Felix Sabates |
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. |
Mother's Day comes nine months after father's day. |
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. Cary Grant |
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. Francoise Sagan |