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  • Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.<br />
Alec BaldwinUpload to Facebook
    Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
    Alec Baldwin
  • The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot.<br />Anne SextonUpload to Facebook
    The beautiful feeling after writing a poem is on the whole better even than after sex, and that's saying a lot.
    Anne Sexton
  • Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.<br />Mason CooleyUpload to Facebook
    Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.
    Mason Cooley
  • Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.<br />Gail SheehyUpload to Facebook
    Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.
    Gail Sheehy
  • My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading.<br />
Steve JobsUpload to Facebook
    My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading.
    Steve Jobs
  • Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it.<br />
Felix SabatesUpload to Facebook
    Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it.
    Felix Sabates
  • Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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    Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
    ~ R.D. Laing
  • Mother's Day comes nine months after father's day.
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    Mother's Day comes nine months after father's day.
  • To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.<br />Cary Grant
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    To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
    Cary Grant
  • A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.<br />Francoise SaganUpload to Facebook
    A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
    Francoise Sagan
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