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~ Malcolm PottsIt would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription. -
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~ Steve MartinDon't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. -
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~ Rodney DangerfieldIf it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. -
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~ Dorothy ParkerDucking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life. -
Upload to Facebook Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
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Upload to Facebook Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
Harold Robbins -
Upload to Facebook It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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Upload to Facebook Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
George Bernard Shaw -
Upload to Facebook I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
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Upload to Facebook I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
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