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  • When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. Upload to Facebook
    When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
    ~ Matt Groening
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  • To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. Upload to Facebook
    To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
    ~ Cary Grant
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  • Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.<br /> ~ Lady Chatterley's LoverUpload to Facebook
    Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.
    ~ Lady Chatterley's Lover
    ~ D. H. Lawerence
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  • I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.Upload to Facebook
    I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
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  • The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. Upload to Facebook
    The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
    ~ Woody Allen
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  • Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends. Upload to Facebook
    Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.
    ~ Anonymous
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  • Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.Upload to Facebook
    Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
    ~ Author Unknown
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  • I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.Upload to Facebook
    I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
    ~ Hunter S. Thompson
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  • Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. Upload to Facebook
    Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
    ~ Bill Cosby
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  • My sexual preference is often. Upload to Facebook
    My sexual preference is often.
    ~ Author Unknown
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