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![Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.]()
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~ Woody AllenSex is the most fun you can have without laughing. -
![Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.]()
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~ George CarlinFighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -
![It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.]()
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~ Joan RiversIt's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. -
![I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.]()
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~ Phyllis DillerI admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. -
![My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.]()
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~ Rodney DangerfieldMy wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. -
~ Johnny CarsonI know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. -
![Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.]()
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~ Linus TorvaldsSoftware is like sex: it's better when it's free. -
~ Bill CosbySex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. -
~ Jessica TandyWhen he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope it's the street. -
~ A. J. McLeanSex isn't the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.
