Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. |
I'm not against half naked girls. Certainly not as often as I'd like to be. |
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. |
700 US soldiers have entered Jordan. George W. Bush is furious: he wants to know what she was doing there. |
Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. |
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. |
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988 |
If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome. |
I think I could fall madly in bed with you. |
Sex relieves tension - love causes it. |