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  • Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.Upload to Facebook
    Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
    ~ Henry Miller, Big Sur and the Oranges of Hieronymus Bosch
  • I'm not against half naked girls. Certainly not as often as I'd like to be.Upload to Facebook
    I'm not against half naked girls. Certainly not as often as I'd like to be.
    ~ Benny Hill
  • Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.Upload to Facebook
    Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
    ~ Lewis Grizzard
  • 700 US soldiers have entered Jordan. George W. Bush is furious: he wants to know what she was doing there.
    ~ Stuart Hall
  • Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.Upload to Facebook
    Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
    ~ Jeff Foxworthy
  • When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.Upload to Facebook
    When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.<br />
in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988Upload to Facebook
    Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
    in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988
    ~ Robert Byrne
  • If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome.  Upload to Facebook
    If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome.
    ~ Anonymous
  • I think I could fall madly in bed with you.Upload to Facebook
    I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Sex relieves tension - love causes it.Upload to Facebook
    Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
    ~ Woody Allen
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