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~ Conan O`BrienPamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen. -
~ Don RoseThe reason most people sweat is so they will not catch fire while they are making love. -
~ Helen RowlandA bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. -
![I have a dream, that one day fat bitches won't be allowed to wear leggings.]()
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~ Martin Luther King Jr.I have a dream, that one day fat bitches won't be allowed to wear leggings. -
~ Daphne FieldingIt doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
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~ Joan RiversA man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. -
~ Cary GrantTo succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. -
![Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.]()
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~ Bill MaherKids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. -
![I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.]()
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~ Dudley MooreI am always looking for meaningful one night stands. -
![Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it's pretty damn good.]()
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~ Woody AllenSex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it's pretty damn good.
