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  • Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
    ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
    ~ George Burns
  • An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
    ~ Aldous Huxley
  • We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
    ~ Lily Tomlin
  • There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
    ~ P. J. O`Rourke
  • Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
    ~ George Burns
  • Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
    ~ Harold Robbins
  • He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
    ~ Les Dawson
  • Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on... And it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other.Upload to Facebook
    Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on... And it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other.
    ~ Brooke Davis
  • Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
    ~ Woody Allen
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