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![The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.]()
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~ AnonymousThe only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. -
~ Flash RosenbergHow lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches. -
~ Author UnknownThe difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on. -
~ Author UnknownAn erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets. -
![Fish in another man's pond and you will catch crabs.]()
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~ Habeeb AkandeFish in another man's pond and you will catch crabs. -
~ Mokokoma MokhonoanaMasturbation is the new polygamy. -
~ AnonymousObscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. -
~ Barbara CartlandAmong men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex. Funny / Sex / Men and Women -
![You know that look women get when they want sex?... Me neither.]()
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~ Steve MartinYou know that look women get when they want sex?... Me neither. -
~ Rita RudnerMen reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
