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![Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.]()
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~ Germaine GreerSex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men. -
~ Dave LettermanHumans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. -
~ Woody AllenIn my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm. Funny / Sexual Orgasm / Life -
~ Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousWho'd cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don't you go fuck yourself? -
![An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.]()
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~ Edgar WallaceAn intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. -
![His semen had never done any harm to anyone.]()
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~ Samuel BeckettHis semen had never done any harm to anyone. -
~ Author UnknownI once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her. -
~ Author UnknownWhy are there never any 'Good' side-effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says "May Cause extreme Sexiness". -
~ Aldous HuxleyAn intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. -
~ Matt GroeningWhen authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
