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~ Woody AllenSex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it's pretty damn good. -
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~ Woody AllenSex is the most fun you can have without laughing. -
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~ George CarlinFighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -
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~ Joan RiversIt's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. -
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~ Phyllis DillerI admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. -
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~ Rodney DangerfieldMy wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. -
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~ Linus TorvaldsSoftware is like sex: it's better when it's free. -
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~ Henry Miller, Big Sur and the Oranges of Hieronymus BoschSex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. -
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~ Benny HillI'm not against half naked girls. Certainly not as often as I'd like to be. -
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~ Lewis GrizzardSex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
