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~ Germaine GreerSex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men. -
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~ Edgar WallaceAn intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. -
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~ Samuel BeckettHis semen had never done any harm to anyone. -
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~ AnonymousThe only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. -
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~ Habeeb AkandeFish in another man's pond and you will catch crabs. -
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~ Steve MartinYou know that look women get when they want sex?... Me neither. -
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~ Brooke DavisHere's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on... And it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other. -
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~ Martin Luther King Jr.I have a dream, that one day fat bitches won't be allowed to wear leggings. -
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~ Bill MaherKids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. -
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~ Dudley MooreI am always looking for meaningful one night stands.
