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~ Dorothy ParkerDucking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life. -
~ Aldous HuxleyAn intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. -
~ Jerry SeinfeldThere's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked. -
![I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.]()
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~ Erma BombeckI haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. Funny / Food and Drinks / Sex -
![For birth control, I rely on my personality.]()
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~ Milt AbelFor birth control, I rely on my personality. -
~ AnonymousKids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. -
![Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.]()
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~ Billy CrystalWomen need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. -
~ Edmund BurkeSociety can overlook murder, adultery or swindling; it never forgives preaching of a new gospel. -
![Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!]()
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~ AnonymousDon't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't! Funny / Love / Love Making -
A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry and asks him did you see anything there that you weren't supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad!
