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~ Jeff FoxworthyGetting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. -
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~ Author UnknownWhen a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. -
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~ Robert ByrneAnybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
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~ AnonymousIf three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome. -
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~ Author UnknownI think I could fall madly in bed with you. -
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~ Woody AllenSex relieves tension - love causes it. -
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~ Joan RiversI blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, "the man goes on top and the woman underneath". For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds. -
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~ Andrew FlintoffCricket lasts five days. We break every now and then for food. And we spend a lot of time rubbing our balls on our trousers.
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~ Jackie MasonEighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -
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~ Dorothy ParkerOne more drink and I'd be under the host.
