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~ Quentin CrispMen get laid, but women get screwed. -
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~ Louise SammonsIf you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. -
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~ Zsa Zsa GaborI know nothing about sex, because I was always married. -
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~ Cary GrantTo succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. -
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~ Lynda MontgomeryFood has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants. -
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~ Joan RiversA man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. -
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~ Steve MartinSex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. -
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~ JD GhaiI learnt everything the hard-way; and now I am experienced, my erections are few and far between. -
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~ Dennis MillerI think the reason justice is blind is because lawyers are jerking off all the time. -
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~ Garry ShandlingI practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
