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  • The purpose of sexual intercourse is to get it over with as long as possible.Upload to Facebook
    The purpose of sexual intercourse is to get it over with as long as possible.
    ~ Steven Max
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  • In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex. Upload to Facebook
    In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex.
    ~ Jef Richards
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  • If you have an obsession about a man, sometimes you have to go to bed with him to get over it.Upload to Facebook
    If you have an obsession about a man, sometimes you have to go to bed with him to get over it.
    ~ Jackie Bisset
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  • I like to date school teachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.Upload to Facebook
    I like to date school teachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
    ~ Rodney Dangerfield
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  • I've kissed so many women I could do it with my eyes closed.Upload to Facebook
    I've kissed so many women I could do it with my eyes closed.
    ~ Henny Youngman
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  • My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and realize I'm out of debt.Upload to Facebook
    My biggest sex fantasy is we're making love and realize I'm out of debt.
    ~ Beth Lapides
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  • My first sexual experience took about a minute and a half- and that includes my buying the dress.Upload to Facebook
    My first sexual experience took about a minute and a half- and that includes my buying the dress.
    ~ Joan Rivers
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  • I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five it's fantastic.Upload to Facebook
    I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five it's fantastic.
    ~ Woody Allen
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  • My breasts have a career of their own. Theirs is going better.Upload to Facebook
    My breasts have a career of their own. Theirs is going better.
    ~ Jennifer Love Hewitt
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  • In sex as in banking there is a penalty for early withdrawal.Upload to Facebook
    In sex as in banking there is a penalty for early withdrawal.
    ~ Cynthia Nelms
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