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![An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.<br />
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![Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.<br />
Henry Miller]()
Upload to Facebook Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Miller -
I guess you could call me a polygamist. Sometimes I switch hands.
Scott E. Roeben -
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
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As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. Alan King -
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Ken Hammond -
When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope it's the street.
Jessica Tandy -
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Miller -
Authorities have ordered a closer scrutiny of cocks in the state of Texas. Male chickens. What did you think I meant?
Martin Dansky -
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Ken Hammond
