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  • When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best.
    Latin Proverb
  • When once the woman has tempted us, and we have tasted the forbidden fruit, there is no such thing as checking our appetites, whatever the consequences may be.
    George Washington
  • Once the buttons are undone, you know how it'll all end. It's all in the game, there are no miracles.
    GAO XINGJIAN, Weekend Quartet
  • Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.
    Helen Rowland
  • The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
    Chinese Proverb
  • There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
    Jerry Seinfeld
  • It is not difficult to deceive the first time, for the deceived possesses no antibodies; unvaccinated by suspicion, she overlooks lateness, accepts absurd excuses, permits the flimsiest patching to repair great rents in the quotidian.
    John Updike
  • I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.
    Elton John.
  • What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap.
    James Agate
  • When I`m good I`m very, very good but when I`m bad I`m better.
    Mae West.
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