| As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio. Scott Roeben |
| What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down. Scott Roeben |
| Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds. Susan Sontag |
| A lion wouldn't cheat, but a tiger wood. Anonymous |
| A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part. Redd Foxx |
| Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. Woody Allen |
| I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. Phyllis Diller |
| Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. Woody Allen |
| Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men. Germaine Greer |
| Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. Bill Cosby |