You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed. |
Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. |
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. |
Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa. |
My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife. |
We don't do that in England. |
If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex. |
Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. |
It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women. |
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. |