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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~ Drew Carey

Humour / Interesting
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We don't do that in England.
~ Lisa Vanderpump, on oral sex

Humour / Oral Sex
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It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women.
~ Author Unknown

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If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?
~ Author Unknown

Humour / People
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A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
~ Carole Tabron

Humour / Contraception
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My sexual preference is often.
~ Author Unknown

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