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  • It's your reality. Everyone else is a guest!
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    It's your reality. Everyone else is a guest!
  • My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake!Upload to Facebook
    My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake!
  • Intution:<br/>
A fancy word for bullshit detector!Upload to Facebook
    Intution:
    A fancy word for bullshit detector!
  • Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick!
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    Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick!
  • I kept thinking I could turn and go back anytime until I realized I'd travelled too far to ever go back!Upload to Facebook
    I kept thinking I could turn and go back anytime until I realized I'd travelled too far to ever go back!
  • Learn a lesson from your dog.<br/>
No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that sh*t and move on!Upload to Facebook
    Learn a lesson from your dog.
    No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that sh*t and move on!
  • Fun Fact:<br/>
Adam was the only man in history who was never asked if he was cheating!Upload to Facebook
    Fun Fact:
    Adam was the only man in history who was never asked if he was cheating!
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Pro Tip:<br/>
Never buy something that the shopkeeper suggests you to buy!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    Never buy something that the shopkeeper suggests you to buy!
  • A solid advice was given by Israeli Diplomat:<br/>
`Kashmir belongs to India` should be printed on every new Indian currency note!<br/>
Pakistan wouldn't have the courage to print any more counterfeit Indian currency!Upload to Facebook
    A solid advice was given by Israeli Diplomat:
    "Kashmir belongs to India" should be printed on every new Indian currency note!
    Pakistan wouldn't have the courage to print any more counterfeit Indian currency!
  • If you are not Living on the Edge then probably you are occupying too much space!
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    If you are not Living on the Edge then probably you are occupying too much space!
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