Interesting SMS

  • Don't be so eager to grow up. You'll be locked up in adulthood with the key thrown away soon enough!Upload to Facebook
    Don't be so eager to grow up. You'll be locked up in adulthood with the key thrown away soon enough!
  • If you want to hurt someone, describe them honestly!Upload to Facebook
    If you want to hurt someone, describe them honestly!
  • I used to be poor... then I met Tharoor and now I'm impecunious!Upload to Facebook
    I used to be poor... then I met Tharoor and now I'm impecunious!
  • Dear Hallmark, <br/>
How about a line of Happy Palentine's Day cards for those of us stuck in the friend-zone?Upload to Facebook
    Dear Hallmark,
    How about a line of Happy Palentine's Day cards for those of us stuck in the friend-zone?
  • I don't mind when someone speaks their mind, I mind when someone out of their mind speaks to me!
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    I don't mind when someone speaks their mind, I mind when someone out of their mind speaks to me!
  • Basically, everyone is:<br/>
Angry on Twitter <br/>
Happy on Facebook <br/>
Successful on LinkedIn <br/>
Artistic on Instagram <br/>
Jobless on WhatsApp <br/>
Single on Tinder!Upload to Facebook
    Basically, everyone is:
    Angry on Twitter
    Happy on Facebook
    Successful on LinkedIn
    Artistic on Instagram
    Jobless on WhatsApp
    Single on Tinder!
  • Sophomaniac:<br/>
A person who's under the delusion that they are extremely intelligent!Upload to Facebook
    Sophomaniac:
    A person who's under the delusion that they are extremely intelligent!
  • This world is full of idiots distributed strategically so you can meet at least one per day!Upload to Facebook
    This world is full of idiots distributed strategically so you can meet at least one per day!
  • Getting old is mandatory, feeling old is optional!Upload to Facebook
    Getting old is mandatory, feeling old is optional!
  • Have you ever thought that Great Wall of China has brought more foreigners to China than it kept out?
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    Have you ever thought that Great Wall of China has brought more foreigners to China than it kept out?
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