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Upload to Facebook You have 3 choices in life. You can watch things happen, make things happen and wonder what the hell happened! -
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Upload to Facebook Sometimes I wish I were a cartoon character so I could wear the same outfit every day! -
Upload to Facebook Three things I will never understand:
1. The meaning of life
2. The universe
3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box. -
Upload to Facebook If you only use shampoo, then you love your hair unconditionally! -
Upload to Facebook There are two types of relationships:
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Upload to Facebook I have decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume.
That has got to be a marketable skill!
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