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  • You have 3 choices in life. You can watch things happen, make things happen and wonder what the hell happened!
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    You have 3 choices in life. You can watch things happen, make things happen and wonder what the hell happened!
  • If you think life is a race?<br/>
Then try to finish off the 'Panipuri' before the 'Panipuri Wala' puts the next one into the plate.Upload to Facebook
    If you think life is a race?
    Then try to finish off the 'Panipuri' before the 'Panipuri Wala' puts the next one into the plate.
  • There is no point describing yourself in your bio. People will label you soon enough!
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    There is no point describing yourself in your bio. People will label you soon enough!
  • As I'm hiding in the tree completely nude, I can't help but think maybe dating married women isn't worth it!
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    As I'm hiding in the tree completely nude, I can't help but think maybe dating married women isn't worth it!
  • My entire life can be summed up in one sentence... `Well that didn't go as planned`!Upload to Facebook
    My entire life can be summed up in one sentence... "Well that didn't go as planned"!
  • Sometimes I wish I were a cartoon character so I could wear the same outfit every day!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I wish I were a cartoon character so I could wear the same outfit every day!
  • Three things I will never understand:<br/>
1. The meaning of life<br/>
2. The universe<br/>
3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.Upload to Facebook
    Three things I will never understand:
    1. The meaning of life
    2. The universe
    3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.
  • If you only use shampoo, then you love your hair unconditionally!
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    If you only use shampoo, then you love your hair unconditionally!
  • There are two types of relationships:<br/>
1: Worth<br/>
2: VyarthUpload to Facebook
    There are two types of relationships:
    1: Worth
    2: Vyarth
  • I have decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume.<br/>
That has got to be a marketable skill!Upload to Facebook
    I have decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume.
    That has got to be a marketable skill!
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